My name is Sarah, I've been blessed with the middle name Raphaëlle and a strong tendency to get over-enthusiastic (!!!) about things. I meant to be funny and clever here, but honestly, it's mostly a compilation of things I find amusing or interesting, along with pointless rants about my life. Oh, and frequent cursing. I like talking too much. I have a cat, a guitar and a writing blog. Which means we should be friends, yes?
That is all.
Sunday, May 27, 2012

hannameth:

Clementine: Joely? 
Joel: Yeah Tangerine? 
Clementine: Am I ugly? 
Joel: Uh-uh. 
Clementine: When I was a kid, I thought I was. I can’t believe I’m crying already. Sometimes I think people don’t understand how lonely it is to be a kid, like you don’t matter. So, I’m eight, and I have these toys, these dolls. My favorite is this ugly girl doll who I call Clementine, and I keep yelling at her, “You can’t be ugly! Be pretty!” It’s weird, like if I can transform her, I would magically change, too. 
Joel: You’re pretty. 
Clementine: Joely, don’t ever leave me. 
Joel: You’re pretty… you’re pretty… pretty… 

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
"eye of the tiger" by Green Day

wugs:

thisriotsucks:

Green Day’s lovely cover of Eye of the Tiger

Rising up BA NA NA NAAAA
BA NA NA NA NA NA NAAA NAAAA
Went the distance now I’m BA NA NA NAAA
Gotta fight BA DO DOO DO DO DOOO
It’s the Eye of the Tiger it’s the
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
BA DA DA BOO DOO BOO DOO BA DA BAAAA DAAAAAA
DOO DOO DOOOO
BooDoOoDOooDooDOoodOoo dadAAaaaDA DA
daaa ddaaa ;sldkfls the eye of the
EEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i thought you were exaggerating holy shit

wakingupinparis:

this is really meaningful
aseaofquotes:

Ellen Hopkins, Perfect

wakingupinparis:

this is really meaningful

aseaofquotes:

Ellen Hopkins, Perfect

Miami police shoot, kill naked man who was eating victim's face on highway - MiamiHerald

apostrophiee:

thelegendofben:

mimib14:

platypusinatuxedo:

sonic-hip-attack:

billiethepoet:

proustianrecall:

Cheezus Christ, this had better not be the zombie apocalypse. Miami people, please be safe.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. IMPLEMENT ZOMBIE SURVIVAL PLAN. 

HOLY SHIT IT’S REALLY HAPPENING

better start doing cardio

Only in Florida. /cries a single tear as palm trees sway in the background and florida’s flag waves gently in the wind

Well I would have liked to gotten into shape first, but oh well. LET’S DO THIS!

Of course it had to be in Miami. OF COURSE.

Why do I live here. I don’t feel safe.

"Slow pan over a 3D rendered Times Square, cue Kanye West song."
F. Scott Fitzgerald (via likeneelyohara)
 
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